Ya we've all seen the commercials, the guys put whipped cream on Sasquatch's hand while he's sleeping, tickle his face..and bam! they messed with Sasquatch. Many people have thought of this beast as a fictional character or an urban legend. There's been Sasquatch chasers (who will most likely be virgins for the remainder of their hopeless lives) that have tried to set traps in the middle of Alaskan forests, scary stories to haunt little kids, and of course those retarded commercials. Not gonna lie, after watching virgin TV and seeing those pathetic guys try to get a glimpse of Sasquatch, it compelled me to get off facebook for a little bit and do my own bigfoot research. After searching for hard evidence on the existence of bigfoot, I hit the jackpot. I found a source online that provided pictures of this "mythical" creature of a large human-like skeleton and DNA 99.9% the same as a human being. Many anthropologists and human development researchers verified this and have been recently published articles in journals throughout the UK and other countries. Footprints and shadow sightings are not feasible evidence, but when DNA research proves a theory there is no room for question [source:http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/bigfoot-new-evidence-878263.html].
Ok now that I bullshitted you for 5 minutes on bigfoot, there is no truth to this hairy savage. The point is you can almost get anything believable by providing 3 things, a) the counter argument b) your argument (with extensive vocabulary) and c) a source providing evidence...not gonna lie I googled "sasquatch evidence" and manipulated it into my paragraph. Being a good persuasive writer, like Professor Hasson said, can help you in so many aspects through out life. Not necessarily bullshitting, but slightly twisting your proposal/idea/topic can help you excel in your essay, debate, conversation whateverrr...big gulps huh? welp c ya later (name that movie)
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