"You are an Independent Woman"

Ok lets get real, if South Park makes fun of you, you obviously f&cked up. Sex sells! Although not all the women were attractive in the 'real' shake weight video, good looking women made up for most of the advertisement. Yes, morals and values are to be considered when it comes to a really hot lady riding a mechanical bull for a Carls Jr commercial or Kim Kardashian and her booty rocking Sketchers during the Super Bowl. If lack of morals and values are to blame then turn off the damn TV. Our economy revolves around consumerism, and if people stop buying products because the advertisements seem tasteless, then pack your bags and find a nice double wide in Bakersfield. No you won't get sexy from eating a Western Bacon Cheeseburger or look like Kimmy in a new pair of Shape Ups, but it is the idea of recognizing products at the store and tying it to the commercial you saw last night. I do not think advertising should be censored, maybe toned down a little (Miley is turning young girls into hookers!), but we live in corporate America and every business wants to make $$$$. Have you heard of a business that cares for the well being of customers rather than money? Me too, it's called a charity. Welp this essay should be fun. Adios